Friday, December 7, 2007

Defamer's KieferWatch

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Take a Virtual Tour of Kiefer Sutherland's Jail Cell!
"It was lights out at 10 p.m. for Jack Bauer." The warden is reportedly considering making an exception [to this rule] to accommodate the actor's holiday observances, and may erect a Christmas tree in the prisoners' common area for a brief Christmas Eve tackling ceremony, one which he hopes will help the new inmate bond with other members of the incarcerated community as they celebrate the Yuletide season.

What's Kiefer Eating in Jail?
While Sutherland appears to be adjusting well, we'd caution his fans that he might well emerge from this month-and-a-half-long ordeal a changed man, looking not unlike his hirsute, scarred alter ego after two years in a Chinese political prison.

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